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Flu Demotivational Poster


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

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ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


OUT SICK -




STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.


TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


HEALTH TIP -


TAGS: flu h1n1 underwear wtf
Rating: 2.27/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 28, 2009, 1:26 am
But what do i do with the rolled up pair of sox then.


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




I'M NOT FAT, - I'm just fluffurry!




SWINE FLU - The effects can last a life time.


TAGS: swine flu pig human shoop ph**oshop virus
Rating: 2.36/5

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Scorpio - May 31, 2009, 4:11 pm
I'm just a simple HyperPig. Nothing wrong with that.


Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


COFFEE -


TAGS: coffee percolate h** drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!


DEAR MOTIFAKER -




BACON - EVEN THE PIGS LIKE IT -




SWINE FLU - Right, SURE you don't have it. We're just trying to be safe. Really, we promise.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.57/5

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DEAD GUYS - Dead Guys giving away flutes since 1969




SNUGGLES - He will nibble on your soul!




VEGETARIANISM -


TAGS: panflute fail
Rating: 2.96/5

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Sean - November 23, 2009, 11:25 am
Well put jade ... and I promise, I'll only try to make humorous posters from now on. Nothing serious like this one anymore.
jade_spider - November 23, 2009, 1:51 am
And of course.... pandas are the ONLY vegetarian animals in the world, right? So we can judge survivability on this one species? *headdesk*
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 3:57 pm
5 endangered lions!


SWINE FLU -




ROADS -




INTONATION - You DO realize that one of you will have to die?!?


TAGS: flute intonation
Rating: 2.96/5

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JingleWolf - June 15, 2010, 1:06 am
That is only with piccalo players. Flutes play too quiet to notice.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:40 pm
Is one of them not intonation? Is this another politifake?
haha - July 14, 2009, 8:46 am
Band geeks unite ! =D
not really - January 19, 2009, 12:20 pm
because i was and still don't get it
McDuff - January 11, 2009, 7:31 pm
lol, only band geeks get this


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




toilet texting time -


TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


CONFORMITY -




SWINE FLU? - More like swine wade down the river until you pass out from dehydration, die, then leave your rotting carcass for the vultures, Piglet.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.85/5

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SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can




Marketing -


TAGS: washer fluids
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2015, 8:33 am
I keep the green shyt handy, in case I run into ice...of which I also keep handy (the melon, I owe the melon)
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:12 pm
Sho...what frickin' hands you bloody duck!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:10 pm
Sadly, I know all to 5L well each one of those products and yes, their uses as described ;(
ughomer - January 18, 2015, 3:02 am
Nice poke, Greeny!


Winter Health -


TAGS: flu season guide to wellness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 9:50 pm
Doc advises switched the tomato juice then, to V8.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:32 pm
Sounds like a plan...'cept the celery...can't do the celery...displaces too much vodka.


DICK CHENEY'S NEW BOOK - How To Shoot Friends And Influence People




AVIAN FLU - Enough about us vulnerable humans.., Has anyone considered the impact on the Chickens..??




DUI -


TAGS: life time death drunk drive under influence addiction safe think serious kodak moment accident drive safe think
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:00 am
This guy took out the entire Tour de France! lol 5/5
mrbombastic - September 16, 2009, 6:23 am
Holy ****!


FLUFFY WHITE CATS - Funny thing is, you never hear the bad guy say: "It was the cat that made me do it"




Fluffballs -


TAGS: fluffballs cute pet
Rating: 4.71/5

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kirill - July 2, 2013, 12:23 am
May the power of the fluff be with you...


the clothes dryer -




THE SWINE -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.94/5
MO - July 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
Trash!!! You wash your fingers off!!! (mouth out) BE NICE TO THE PIGS!!!! Sorry, i'm a little partial to them.
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 2:30 pm
Mary had a little pig, n nShe kept it fat and plastered: n nAnd when the price of pork went up, n nShe sh** the little bastard
Plug In Baby - May 27, 2009, 5:22 am
EHHHHHHH..... It's ok.


SO YOUNG! SO ANGRY! - DAMN! That RAP-MUSIC!




EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


FLUFFY BUNNIES - When rabbits stop eating their carrots.


TAGS: playboy bunny fluffy
Rating: 2.18/5
Sean - November 15, 2009, 8:51 pm
There is something about "her" that I find absolutely captivating. But I just can't put my fnger on it.
galen066 - November 15, 2009, 8:29 pm
I think.. that's a dude.


20,000 - The number of genes in a human cell Flu virus has less than 10




CONSIDERATION - Everyone appreciates the courtesy flush




INVESTMENTS -




WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -




INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION -


TAGS: vt terminal velocity m mass of the falling object g acceleration due to gravity cd drag coefficient density of the fluid through which the object is falling and a projected area of the object
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - November 30, 2009, 2:26 am
...with the small proviso that one has a particular type of vehicle


THE PLAN - They are smarter than you think.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.71/5

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SWINE FLU - ur child haz it.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.7/5


FLUX CAPACITOR - You're Doin' it AWESOME




SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California




DECONTAMINATION UNIT - For Swine Flu




CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!




Beauty -




the flu -


TAGS: flu
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:36 pm
Huh? All I ever find between the keys of my puter are snacks...once I shake them out of course.
chickenlittle - March 27, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks spacedog! I don't want to know what's growing inside my keyboard l:
spacedog - March 27, 2014, 5:57 pm
Ha! Very nice. Reminds me of a guy that had one of those keyboard covers so stuff couldn't fall in between the keys. It turned black after a couple weeks. 5 heebeegeebees


Patient Zero H5N1 Bird Flu -


TAGS: h5n1 bird flu sho singles tour
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 30, 2013, 11:17 pm

The duck! You got me with the duck!!~~
Sho - July 30, 2013, 12:37 pm
LOL! 5/f!


FLUFF - The stuff that dreams are made of.




Most influential woman, 20th century -


TAGS: leni women influence will triumph
Rating: 4.6/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:50 pm
Meh...evidently not. Of course, I'm of a pretty low opinion anyway concerning most film directors and the hype they receive.


POOR BABY -




query -




AGDANIELE - His Influence Runs Deep And Crosses All Lines


TAGS: agdaniele influences all he sees
Rating: 3.79/5

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rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:15 pm

h***er Red or Great Aunt Naiomi Red?
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm
Painted red.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm

I think it is the "nails" on the little feet
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:06 pm
Even if I tell you they're not "toothy"?
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:00 pm

that sounds kinda painful...and not in the good, tingle all over way
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:52 pm
They store nuts.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 7:47 pm

squirrels are for people whom are no longer happy with a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
It should be glad it wasn't born a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Hey.... if what I do to a squirrel can drive it to drink, at least it'll drink Guinness.


Conspiracy 51694451393 -


TAGS: epidemic 2014 flu feign ignorance
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:47 pm
It took my maternal grandfather, leaving my grandmother with five kids and no income. She was institutionalized and they were taken to the orphanage.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:29 pm

It is estimated that half of the fatalities of Americans who entered the war were due to influenza and not the result of wounds suffered in battle. On average, due to flu, the life expectancy of all Americans was reduced by ten years because of flu.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:25 pm

In the two years of the flu pandemic, it is estimated that one-fifth of the world population was infected. The flu was most deadly for people aged 20 to 24.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

It has been cited as the most devastating epidemic in recorded world history. More people died of influenza in a single year than in four-years of the Black Death Bubonic Plague from 1347 to 1351.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:23 pm

The Flu Pandemic officially began in January 1918 and ended in December 1920. The influenza pandemic killed more people than the Great War, known today as World War I (WWI), at somewhere between 20 and 40 million people.
lgvernon - February 17, 2014, 3:19 pm

I took some training at the VA a few years ago for a program called 'No Vet Dies Alone'. The need for vigilant hand-washing has stayed with me and when I am in a hospital or any facility where sanitizer is available, I use it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:13 pm
That's because you need the magic feather ;-)
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 11:04 am
I get the flu sh** every year...and still can't fly, the bstard!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 10:22 am
Here's the thing, E.D. You're faceless to me, ergo, I don't argue on the internet with anyone.
EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2014, 4:21 am
It looks like 1913 on the poster. If you have evidence of the Kaiser abdicating in response to the flu outbreak, I'd like to hear it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 8:05 pm
Actually, Emilio, according to people I've talked to years ago who were actually there, (now dead due to their advanced age) said the epidemic started in 1918, which is why WWI was "cut short." Otherwise WWI would have continued.
EmilioDumphque - February 16, 2014, 3:55 pm
I got a flu sh** early and never got the flu, again. Besides, the great epidemic was in 1919.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 11:25 am
Yes! Stay home. And stay away from the hospitals and emergency rooms; if one is sick, why risk catching something worse in a building filled with people who are sick worse than you? I'm sorry, did that sound old fashioned? :-/
GaryO - February 16, 2014, 10:06 am
Press 5th lion…..sterilize hands….stay home


KINDNESS -


TAGS: clourtesy flushes save lives
Rating: 3.25/5

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BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 5:31 am
I don't own any cats thank god...three dogs hogging the toilet is enough!
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:15 am
Thanks AR. Tootles.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 2:10 am
5.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:08 am
Hey thanks RON. Your hallucinations one with Tinker Bell (whom I only eventually noticed, took me hours, I swear!) is very clever. Almost too clever, as I nearly never noticed Tinker Bell.
RON - September 3, 2009, 2:04 am
Perfect Sean!


COMEUPPANCE -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.81/5

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MINOR DETAILS -


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.8/5

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THAT LOOK - common cold... or SWINE FLU!!!




AEON FLUX? - nah, not hot enough


TAGS: flux
Rating: 2.42/5

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Sgt - May 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
That's a wasp


IMMUNE SYSTEM - You have one, so let it do its job you hypochondriacs.


TAGS: swine flu h1n1 pig
Rating: 2.42/5

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ryank - May 4, 2009, 4:35 pm
The strong shall live. Mother Nature is a cruel heartless b****


BUT SHE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY... - NEVER mind the size of her ears, or nose, or hoofs.


TAGS: swine flu
Rating: 2.36/5

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GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 9:54 pm
more nipple to nibble
ICEMAN - December 7, 2009, 9:46 pm
How about those eight t***?
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 9:12 pm
Oh that little curly tail on that back bacon is makin' me achin'


LIVING AND LEARNING - or not.


TAGS: swine influenza living learning
Rating: 2.06/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 1:29 am
That little ankle-bitter is the source of the swine flu!


THE FLUX-CAPACITOR - Build into a car which is being pushed by a steamtrain. What you see in the distance is NOT your childhood love returning.




SWINE FLUE -


TAGS: swine flu p***
Rating: 1.7/5

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H1N1 SWINE FLU -


TAGS: h1n1 swine flu pig volkswagen
Rating: 1.67/5

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jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 3:10 pm
...the hell is that??


FLUX CAPACITOR - You're Doin' it Wrong




MASS HYSTERIA - That's what we had before CNN learned the real truth.


TAGS: swine flu media
Rating: 1.61/5

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Poker -


TAGS: poker gun cards flush western
Rating: 5/5

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Preacher Man - March 23, 2015, 11:29 pm
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.


medicinal purposes -


TAGS: allergies flu salsitas salsa avocado
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - March 19, 2015, 10:26 am
Stole the line from MIKE and Molly then added some stuff
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 4:22 pm
Remember, men...this time, pillage THEN burn! 5L


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Under the Weather -




Conflicting Viewpoints -


TAGS: dog bath wet pout fluffy
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - September 27, 2015, 10:54 pm
either everbod's been killin' it or this is some really really good weed


Dreams -




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